Kate Topless!

‘THE Star is the official Big Brother paper. And that means that it is contracted to have at least one Big Brother story on the front page every day.

Meanwhile, over on page nine…

Indeed, the paper that asked ‘Is this the end of the world?’ on September 12th last year declared the end of life as we know it the moment the 12 hopefuls entered the Elstree house two months ago.

Even Britney is relegated to a walk-on role as the paper keeps its eyes glued to the screen in the hope of catching a glimpse of breast from one of the two remaining female housemates.

And its vigil was almost not in vain yesterday as Kate ‘got male viewers hot under the collar when she got her bikini in a twist in the pool and whipped out her boobs’.

So do we get a full frontal of the 22-year-old’s chest? Of course not. Not only did her fellow housemates miss out, but viewers were also deprived ‘as the camera was kept on her bare back’.

So what the story boils down to is this: Girl takes top off in house in Hertfordshire; no-one sees anything. But that doesn’t stop Big Brother fan Bob Styles, 26 of Eastbourne, telling the Star: ‘It was gutting not to be given a topless view of Kate.’

But, then, there is always Jade to look at.

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Posted: 18th, July 2002 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink