Bam Ham Slam - Thank You, Ma’am

‘BRAD should take a leaf out of Sly Stallone’s book - now there’s a guy who knows how to please a woman.

Sensitive, articulate, refined

When not beating his meat in an abattoir as Rocky or hiding behind bushes as Rambo, the Italian Stallion was living up to his name in the bedroom of former supermodel Janice Dickinson.

For a start his arms were ”massive - bigger than Christy Turlington’s thighs” (and bigger than Charles Hawtrey’s too, we might add).

Not only that, but he would say ”bam ham slam” after sex - presumably working on lines for his next silver-tongued cinematic role. For he had a winning way with words, despite his rudimentary vocabulary.

”Say nice things about me,” he told her, ”and I’ll say nice things about you.” And she does - in her new book No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World’s First Supermodel.

Pity Warren Beatty didn’t come to the same arrangement…

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Posted: 30th, August 2002 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink