Tory Highlights

‘FOR those who keyed ”VOTE TONY” into their phones on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! it’s only a short step to repeating the process when the next General Election comes by.

Hair by Burke, dress by Disraeli

But for the rest of us, voting is not a trivial matter and should be reserved for the more important things, like which is the Best Soap (EastEnders), who is the Best TV newcomer (Alex Ferns) and tossing up the whether Changing Rooms really is the Best Lifestyle Show on TV (you the voters say it is).

The Sun has some other results from the annual TV Quick Awards, including a gong for GMTV in its unquestionable position as Best Daytime Show.

And why stop there? Having seen how popular TV shows are, it can’t be long before a presenter makes it all the way to No. 10.

And that means voting for GMTV blonde girl Esther McVey, in her new guise as Tory hopeful. ”About two years ago I thought the country was in such a mess, I would emigrate to Spain or France,” says she who will be leader.

”But then I thought ‘No, I must stay and try to make a difference. Disraeli is such an inspiration to me.”’

Indeed, with his blonde highlights, flawless complexion and saddlebag-free thighs, he was an inspiration to us all.

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Posted: 9th, September 2002 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink