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Pitter-Potter, Pitter-Potter

by | 20th, September 2002

‘BEST-SELLING children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

JK Rowling – ”delighted”

The deepest lake in the British Isles is Loch Morr. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

The lethal dose of chlostridium botulinum type D is 0.00006 milligrams for an adult male by peritorial injection. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

Peterborough is a former Roman settlement. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

Cornwall has its own currency. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

The distance by road from Leeds to Gloucester is approximately 160 miles. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

Melbourne time is 10 hours later than Greenwich Mean Time. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

Justice is blind. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

Nystagmus is an eye disease common among miners, of which the chief symptom is the continual oscillation of the eyeballs. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

Oxygen constitutes half the total material of the Earth’s surface. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

The lotus is a traditional motif in Egyptian architecture. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

The coelacanth is the nearest living fish relative of the amphibians. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

The US Internal Revenue Service was established in 1862. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

The banana is a herb. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

With apologies to Bernard Levin.



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