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Great Scott

by | 27th, May 2003

‘OK, you’ve backed us into a corner and we’ve had to pick our winner at these early doors stages. And the winner is…Scott.

”I’ve always dreamt of being a Data Strategy Manager”

Or is it Damon Grant, the Scouse star of yesteryear Brookside who ran off to York with Debbie only to be stabbed to death on his canal boat? If it is, then he’s a shoo-in. Sit back and watch him fly.

But we have to wait for Scott to be the nation’s favourite and, while we do, we have been invited to look at Ray’s toes.

Ray is the one who looks like self-loathing Jon and has bad feet – at least that’s what Anouska thinks. ”Oh my god, they are minging!” said Anouska. ”They’re manky, man.”

The annoying Manc then offered to paint the nails chocolate brown. Ray declined.

Earlier Nush, the blonde string of water, thought it would be a good idea to become a hairdresser. After all, hairdressers have a personality – usually.

”Please don’t fear change – you’ll grow spiritually and mentally,” said Nush to Cameron’s head.

And it’s advice Nush should heed, because it can’t be too many weeks before she’s making a change of her own – at Reading for the train back to where ever she comes from.



Posted: 27th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink