Tan Trick Sex

‘FOR the past week or so, tabloid hacks have been tapping the office barometer and waiting for the first sign of high pressure.

A singer, a footballer and a soap star – HOUSE!

Because you don’t need to be Sian Lloyd to know that high pressure means sunshine, and you don’t need to be a Hollyoaks actress to know that sunshine means bikinis.

The Sun says yesterday was ”the breast day by far” (geddit?) as the six girls inside the Big Brother house stripped off for a bit of sunbathing.

It also sent a reporter in a cherry picker high above the Big Brother garden to repeat the paper’s offer of £50,000 for the first couple to have sex in the house.

”That’s made my day,” said Sissy. ”That would be amazing to be in the pages of the Sun.” Or maybe not, if you saw the picture of you…

Tania may not have had sex in the house, but she has been doing a fair bit of it outside the house.

The 22-year-old clothes shop assistant has boasted of bedding Peter Andre in 1996 (when by our calculations she would have only been 15 or maybe 16).

She has told of a fling with Another Level sex pest Dane Bowers and West Ham footballer Youssef Sofiane (whom she got engaged to last year, but broke it off a couple of weeks ago).

And she has claimed she bedded former EastEnders star Paul Nicholls, a claim that he denies in this morning’s Mirror.

The actor, who played nutter Joe Wicks in the soap, said: ”We didn’t kiss or anything and it never went any further because she didn’t fancy me.”

You’ll have to do better than that if you want to win the Sun cash, love.

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Posted: 29th, May 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink