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Tan Trick Sex

by | 29th, May 2003

‘FOR the past week or so, tabloid hacks have been tapping the office barometer and waiting for the first sign of high pressure.

A singer, a footballer and a soap star HOUSE!

Because you don’t need to be Sian Lloyd to know that high pressure means sunshine, and you don’t need to be a Hollyoaks actress to know that sunshine means bikinis.

The Sun says yesterday was ”the breast day by far” (geddit?) as the six girls inside the Big Brother house stripped off for a bit of sunbathing.

It also sent a reporter in a cherry picker high above the Big Brother garden to repeat the paper’s offer of £50,000 for the first couple to have sex in the house.

”That’s made my day,” said Sissy. ”That would be amazing to be in the pages of the Sun.” Or maybe not, if you saw the picture of you…

Tania may not have had sex in the house, but she has been doing a fair bit

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