Love-Hate Relationship

‘IF God didn’t exist, Voltaire said, it would be necessary to invent him.

”Lo siento, no hablo ingles”

If Courtney Love didn’t exist, we doubt there would be inventers queuing up round the block to come up with a prototype.

This week, Courtney’s large gob (was it any wonder her band were called Hole?) is open for business and its target is Salma Hayek, girlfriend of her ex, Edward Norton.

She insists that Norton will never marry Hayek because ”he can barely understand half of what she’s saying” – a remark reported to have infuriated the couple.

Love, says the Enquirer, soon apologised, insisting that Noton had never said anything derogatory about Hayek to her.

”I especially apologise to Miss Hayek, who is nothing if not brilliant…with a firm grip and style with the English language.”

And that, after all, is what North American men find most attractive about Latin American women. ‘

Posted: 22nd, June 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink