Anorak | Mum’s The Word

Mum’s The Word

by | 23rd, June 2003

‘THERE’S an old Chinese proverb that says: ”Be careful what you wish for because it might come true.”

Ah, he’s got his aunty’s nose…

Vicki found this out the hard way this week when in a bid to stay in Walford, she pretended to Sharon that she was pregnant. Sharon made Vicki take a pregnancy test and for the first time in her life, Vicki actually passed something.

”Sorry for doubting you, Vicki,” said the pig in a wig. ”You really are pregnant.” Apparently, Vicki and Spencer had shared a night of passion in a snooker hall about a month ago. Which just goes to show that sometimes even when you’re trying to play safe you can fluke a pot.

Spencer has agreed to do ‘the right thing’ and marry the whining American brat. But luckily for him (and mankind), Vicki has decided to have a termination.

There’s more baby trouble in the Square as Lynne discovered Gary reading a book of baby names for his and Laura’s baby. A tearful Lynne revealed to Mo that she doesn’t think she can have children. ”It’s clearly not Gary, is it?”

Which may not be strictly true as there are rumours that Laura is to give

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow

Posted: 23rd, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink