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Safety Call

by | 25th, June 2003

‘DID you know there was a road safety minister? Well, there is, and his name is, er, hang on, it’s, er, David Jamieson.

Anon

He’s a hard working lad is this minister, and he’s been telling the Guardian that it’s high time the roads were made safer. That is, after all, what the road safety minister does he makes the roads safer.

Having worked tirelessly to reduce the speed of road traffic to 1.3 miles-per-hour, a velocity where accidents are rarely fatal, the minister is now keen to clamp down hard on people who use their mobile phones whilst driving.

From December 1, anyone caught driving while holding a

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