‘HEY! Over here. Wanna look at pictures of naked men and women? Get yourself down to the US employment office and score a job as an airport security guard.
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| Anything to declare? ”Yes. I’m fat” |
The Telegraph has a picture of what you’ll see if you get the uniform and the new security cameras get the thumbs-up.
Experts are said by the paper to be developing an ”electronic figleaf” to preserve a traveller’s modesty, but in the meantime you can ogle at many acres of quivering flesh.
As Susan Hallowell of the American Transportation Security Administration says: ”It does basically make you look fat and naked.”
Which should not bother people who are fat (like Americans) and naked (like naturists), but is bad news for the likes of Vanessa Feltz, who is neither.
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Posted: 27th, June 2003 | In: Broadsheets Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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