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He’s Back

by | 18th, July 2003

‘AFTER failing to even get off with Kat, Dr Anthony finally realised his chances at a storyline were zero and has left for Croatia he’s heard it’s far less miserable than life in Walford.

‘Stone me! It’s Mr Potato Head with a spud gun’

Paul mentioned to Alfie that Anthony had left after a final fling with Kat, which lead to Alfie and Kat’s second break-up in almost as many episodes.

‘If yew can’t trust me, it’s ovfer,’ huffed Kat as she stormed out of the Walford Tandoori, causing diners to hold onto their tables as she wobbled past.

Alfie and Kat’s relationship has been on and off more times than Jodie Marsh’s knickers and it’s about as interesting as Ms Marsh.

Kelly’s relationship with Tariq is also over, when he overheard Zoe talking to Kat about Kelly’s past as a prostitute. ‘It’s not fair,’ wailed Zoe, ‘How come Kelly gets a second chance after years on the game and I’ve got no one?’

Perhaps it’s precisely because Kelly was on the game that she knows how to keep a man: although to be fair a woman doesn’t have to be a professional she should just ask her mother for some tips.

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