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Foreplay Of The Day

by | 30th, July 2003

‘DIDN’T yesterday’s inaugural National Foreplay Day feel like it went on and on and on? There was just none of what the Americans call closure.

Jordan has a feel of Ian Hislop’s private eye

Jordan, the glamour model, whose buoyancy takes her to the front cover of the Star and third page of the Sun, was too busy to think of getting her rocks off.

Instead she lined up a chain of the paste and glass gems and tied them around her neck to spell the word ‘SEX’. It was like a dog collar with real attitude.

What furry dog would be seen dead in such a necklace is a question that should be directed to Otto, the Rottweiler owned by Tony ‘Go On Punk, Make My Hay’ Martin.

News that Martin has a price

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