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Holy Ghostwriter

by | 4th, August 2003

‘NO one can argue with the power of religion. Just listen to Ayman al-Zawahiri, Osama bin-Laden’s second in command, talking in the Guardian.

‘In this one, the English kill Jesus’

‘I swear by the almighty God,’ says Ayman, ‘that crusader America will pay dearly for any harm done to any Muslim prisoners in its holding.’

He then says that the real battle is about to truly begin, employing a rich language that shows a terrific blend of vitriol and vengeance.

If only Mel Gibson had Ayman’s scriptwriter. Instead the actor’s employed god-botherers to pen the dialogue to his latest folly: The Passion.

As the Guardian tells us, it’s written in Aramaic and Latin.

The star, however, is already planning for the film’s certain flop, thanking a higher power for inspiration as he clutches his Golden Raspberry to his heart.

Gibson claims that ‘the Holy

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