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Anorak | Wanted Dead Or Alive

Wanted Dead Or Alive

by | 6th, August 2003

‘TONGUES are wagging. Where is she? What can she be doing? Has she taken a nasty spill? Will she be discovered only when it is too late?

We have Tara. Send £500,000 to Anorak and we’ll see she stays where she is

The last thing Sarah Manners needs to worry about on her wedding day is Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, but she surely must have wondered where the reformed cocaine addict had gotten to.

Sure, she hadn’t been invited to Sarah’s wedding to Ben O’Sullivan, but the Casualty star knows that TP-T needs no invitation.

Like Zelig in Jimmy Choos, Tara is always there when it matters.

Tara was at home just the other day, holding a soiree for her close pals in her new house.

OK! only got as far as the front steps but, after much waiting, Tara made an appearance, if only to stand behind her security guards. But she seemed alive and in good spirits.

And she was looking her usual self when she attended the premiere of Legally Blonde II. OK! spots both Tara and her ‘new love’ Alistair Coldrey nip into the film for free.

And at Antony Costa’s ‘star-studded’ wedding to Lucy, Tara can be seen celebrating the marriage of the Blue singer by showing her armpits to the camera in a dance, of sorts.

And then nothing. Not a single word, not even a telegram of congratulations to the happy couple.

Perhaps Tara failed to recognise that free champagne was on show and that OK!’s cameras would be at the Manning wedding? Or perhaps something awful has befallen her?

But with the security guards blocking the door to her pad, we’ll just have to pray she’s all right – and that if she has left us, it was peaceful and painless…



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