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A Horror Video

by | 14th, August 2003

‘IN one of the more surreal plots of this year, producers tried to turn Little Mo into a subnormal Cynthia Payne. In a bid to put some money towards ”avin’ a bay-bee”, Little Mo had agreed to host a sex aids party in The Vic.

Janine relishes the thought of a night with Barry

For some ungodly reason, Spencer decided to hide a camcorder to record the likes of Kat and Janine squeezing into PVC pants. Perhaps he’s into horror films.

Kat was caught on tape admitting that she’d never loved anyone like ”’er Alfie” and, of course, Alfie just happened to walk in at that exact moment when Spencer was watching the tape. Alfie, who’s clearly a glutton for punishment, begged Kat to try again but she knows there’s far more mileage to be had from this storyline and turned him down for now.

Another couple who look like they could be getting back together are Natalie and Barry. Natalie has been staying at Barry’s while recovering from flu. She confided in Pat (that great marriage counsellor) that she was thinking of giving their marriage another go.

This doesn’t fit in with Janine’s plans at all as she and

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