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A Rash Act

by | 18th, August 2003

‘SINCE a lance is a weapon most often used to prick an unsightly boil we note that someone of that name has just married Ulrika Jonsson.

Isn’t it great when two people really deserve each other

The Sun spots ”grinning” Lance Gerrard-Wright the morning after his wedding to the Swedish TV weather girl emeritus.

We are even invited to zoom in on Lance’s neck on which sits a large red marks. The Star has a similar shot and asks us to believe that it could be a love bite.

It could also be a rash. And if Lance has been reading the news over the last few weeks he should a) be thankful that it’s only on his neck and b) get it seen to immediately.

But rather than keeping a safe distance, the Mirror rubs up close and shares a few words with the couple on their wedding day.

Talking of the post-wedding reception, Lance conjures an image to bring a smile

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