Give ‘Em The Chair
‘IN what sounds like a stunt to promote equal opportunities, an unnamed pensioner is being hunted for dangerous driving – in his electric wheelchair.This trailblazer for grey power is not without his victims and the Express says that hes wanted in connection with an unfortunate incident.
Elaine Whitty, 47, and her young daughter will never forget the day when while out shopping the worlds oldest joyrider ploughed his electric wheelchair into them, knocking the 17-stone mother flying and trapping the portly toddler.
According to evidence, the driver refused to help them, and sped off into the unknown.
Elaine was so disgusted by incident that she has reported the driver to the police. But the man has already covered his tracks, driving his vehicle to a patch of wasteland and torching it.
We just hope this isnt evidence of yet another new trend, and well not soon be seeing OAP lager louts vomiting in gutters and old women flashing their bums at police cars.
Lets stop this madness before its too late. And when we catch his felon give him an electric chair thatll really keep him in check…’
Posted: 19th, August 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
