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When Scientists Attack

by | 22nd, August 2003

‘IN the sport of politics a nickname can help you climb a little higher up the greasy pole.

‘I will probably be found dead in the woods”

‘Red Ken’ Livingstone, ‘Iron Lady’ Margaret Thatcher and Ronald ‘The Gipper’ Reagan have all bonded with their electorate through the use of a pally moniker.

It’s not surprising that Ali Hassan al-Majid, one of Saddam Hussein’s myriad relatives, sought one out for himself. And so Chemical Ali was born.

It is a trifle unfortunate that he earned his populist identity by poisoning people but the path to political fame is never an easy one.

Now, as the Independent reports, Chemical Ali has been captured alive by the Americans.

The paper has a neat biography of Ali, beginning with the school chemistry set he was given for his eighth birthday and following his scientific progress through a GCSE in Applied Science (A grade) right up to the deaths of 5,000 Iraqi Kurds.

Readers might be a little surprised at Ali’s arrest given that reports have told of his death at least half a dozen times over the past months.

But a man can die only once, a truth illustrated by the case of Dr David Kelly.

Kelly was never

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