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by | 27th, August 2003

‘IT seems that not everyone who was cordially invited to Prince William’s birthday turned up. As this letter reproduced in the Star confirms.

‘Is that a spear in your hand are you just pleased to see me?’

“Dear William, I was happy to hear that I was the first choice to play at your 21st birthday bash then disgusted to learn that you hunt and kill animals for fun and that you purposely rammed a spear through a tiny dear in Africa,” writes pop star Pink to our dear Prince Wills.

A reply from the Palace is imminent and in the meanwhile a spokesman for the future king says that William will be writing to tell Pink that he did not kill the small antelope, as has been reported

To give full vent to the rumours,

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