Happy Families

‘THE last thing most young men about town need is their mum moving in to their bachelor pad and bringing with loads of junior relatives.

Nothing will split them apart

Not that Ashton Kutcher has his mum around. Why would he need her now that Demi Moore has wheeled herself over the threshold of his Los Angeles home.

We do not get to hear from Mrs Ashton, having to make do with unnamed sources close to the Enquirer who say that Moore has moved into the home of her toyboy lover, taking with her three daughters, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah.

“Ashton, Demi and the kids are like one big happy family, says a source, perhaps the same as before. “They’ve been having a blast. They’re always playing games, like baseball, or skateboarding.”

Just the other day they were playing happy families, with Ashton being daddy, putting on a serious frown and a tie, and Demi being grandma.

The kids pretended to be adopted…’

Posted: 29th, August 2003 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink