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Coming Up Roses

by | 1st, September 2003

‘THERE are certain rites of passage that any aspiring solo singer has to go through to promote her career.

‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I write my own lyrics, so buy my records’

First, she must shed her wholesome image by posing for her raunchiest ever photo shoot, preferably for a men’s magazine.

Then, if in a relationship, she must dump her boyfriend or, if single, get it together with someone who is coincidentally from the same record company.

And then she must cover herself in rose petals and adopt Mena Suvari’s pose from American

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