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The C-Plan Diet

by | 3rd, September 2003

‘YESTERDAY, oddball magician David Blaine introduced us to the Van Gogh diet, which involves losing weight by chopping an ear off.

‘Let’s play Pass The Zantrex’

This morning, we learn about the Britney diet, which it seems involves snogging women twice her age and popping large quantities of diet pills.

The Star uncovered the sexy singer’s secret after a bottle of fat-burning pills fell out of the star’s handbag at Heathrow Airport.

‘Britney quickly tried to hide them,’ it says, ‘but onlookers recognised the distinctive blue bottle.’

How onlookers can recognise a bottle of Zantrex-3 from 10 paces we don’t know, but the Star tells us the drug is a huge-seller in the United States.

So is another slimming product, featured in the Mail cocaine.

But instead of trumpeting its properties as an appetite suppressant, the Mail calls it a cancer

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