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Therefore Art Thou

by | 5th, September 2003

‘ROMEO and Juliet were about the same age as puppy love runaways 15-year-old Ashley Lamprey and 12-year-old Natasha Phillips.

In shape, a lot bigger than an agate stone

But one wonders whether Shakespeare’s play would have been the classic it is had the denouement taken place in a record shop in Milton Keynes rather than a graveside in Verona.

That was where the couple were found yesterday after running off together in a bid to prove to their parents that their holiday romance was the real thing.

It is admittedly less drastic and rather less dramatic than Ashley taking poison and Natasha stabbing herself to death.

But is seems to have the desired effect with both sets of parents telling

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