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Farmed Out

by | 8th, September 2003

‘LOOK it’s… it’s… it’s.. (looks at page) Verity Rushworth!

Good luck – whoever you are

And so it is.

The legend of Emmerdale is languishing on the front of a boat in Mallorca with her boyfriend Alex, who’s “gorgeous” and has the interesting surname Cooke.

“I didn’t fancy him when he was 15,” says, er, Verity, “but I think he’s gorgeous now.” So there you have it – Alex Cooke is gorgeous.

And he thinks Veronica’s pretty hot too. “I didn’t fancy Verity when she was at school but she is a beautiful woman now.”

She might well be, but shouldn’t he be talking about the lovely Victoria?

They might be in love now, but this is one relationship that is surely heading for the rocks.

And it’s getting there on a jet ski.’



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