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Deja Vu

by | 10th, September 2003

‘THERE’S not much in it between watching EastEnders or David Blaine in his box for sheer boredom and repetition at the moment. The big story is that Lisa is back in Walford, turning up at Kate and Phil’s wedding to fight for custody of her daughter.

Walford’s answer to Annie Oakley

The tabloids this week are full of pictures of Phil’s body lying on a pavement, riddled with bullet holes. So he’s getting shot again? How original! Phil is set to leave The Square for a year soon so it’s a fairly safe bet that he’s not going to put Lisa and us out of our misery.

Kate and Phil’s wedding went off smoothly after her father Geoff made his peace with Phil. Geoff wasn’t best pleased at the idea of his daughter marrying into the Mitchells. “This is a hell hole. The people are miserable animals,” he told her, which seemed to come as news to Kate.

The reception was held in The Vic (where else?) and Lisa made her grand entrance just as Kate was throwing her bouquet. Lisa is being very cagey about where she’s been for the last six months and how she’s been earning her money. I’m not surprised – she seems to have come back as a transvestite.

Elsewhere in Walford/Groundhog Day, Nana Moon has gone loony (in a five-year-old

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