Deja Vu
‘THERES not much in it between watching EastEnders or David Blaine in his box for sheer boredom and repetition at the moment. The big story is that Lisa is back in Walford, turning up at Kate and Phils wedding to fight for custody of her daughter.
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The tabloids this week are full of pictures of Phils body lying on a pavement, riddled with bullet holes. So hes getting shot again? How original! Phil is set to leave The Square for a year soon so its a fairly safe bet that hes not going to put Lisa and us out of our misery.
Kate and Phils wedding went off smoothly after her father Geoff made his peace with Phil. Geoff wasnt best pleased at the idea of his daughter marrying into the Mitchells. This is a hell hole. The people are miserable animals, he told her, which seemed to come as news to Kate.
The reception was held in The Vic (where else?) and Lisa made her grand entrance just as Kate was throwing her bouquet. Lisa is being very cagey about where shes been for the last six months and how shes been earning her money. Im not surprised she seems to have come back as a transvestite.
Elsewhere in Walford/Groundhog Day, Nana Moon has gone loony (in a five-year-old storyline when Frank Butchers mum did exactly the same). Spencer and Alfie have decided they cant go on any longer with Nana thinking that the Vic is her front room and ordering people out and theyve agreed to get a doctor to see her.
Martin is stealing from the stall (again) to fund his drink and drugs lifestyle while Pauline witters on about wot a good boy er Martin is.
Andy is another person who needs to see a psychiatrist; hes become obsessed with Kat and is showering her and the entire Slater family with money and gifts. Kat has been pictured in the papers in a wedding dress and rumour has it shes set to walk up the aisle with Andy later this year.
Sonia had her own Groundhog Day when she witnessed a young man getting knocked over by a car. Unlike Jamie, however, he survived and she went to hospital to visit him as shed taken a bit of a fancy to him.
Unfortunately he informed her that he already had a girlfriend. Poor Sonia, she cant even get a date with someone suffering from serious concussion and without the use of his limbs.’
Posted: 10th, September 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
