Anorak | Wood You Believe It?

Wood You Believe It?

by | 11th, September 2003

‘KNOWING as we do that wood floats, we are less surprised than we might be to read the caption in today’s Sun.

The couple were getting bored waiting for the Elvis impersonator

The picture of a sun-dappled swimming pool is underscored by the words, ‘Making a splash…the pool that J-Lo and Ben were planning to dance on’.

Not walk on. But dance on. Perhaps they then plan to turn water into Cristal champagne and feed their 50,000 showbiz pals with a single crabstick?

Whatever else they planned to do on their wedding day is sadly immaterial this morning, as it has transubstantiated into so much dust.

News in the Sun is that this Sunday’s wedding of Jenny and Benny is off. Best listen to the official word from Ben, as delivered by a spokesman

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