Anorak | A Blyton On Children

A Blyton On Children

by | 15th, September 2003

‘HAVING moulded the 1980s youth into a conical bra and ripped boob tube, Madonna is now looking to shape the children of the 21st Century in her new image.

Madonna models this year’s Golliwog

And the Express says she’s doing it by the power of the written word.

Seen in a chintzy floral-print dress, Madonna is pictured promoting her latest work, a children’s book called The English Roses.

For a clue as to what the book holds in store for fans of Madonna’s literary oeuvre, those looking for more of the usual erotica, whips and bondage, the paper hears from the mumsy singer.

“I like little kids better than big people,” says Madonna. “They don’t have any bad habits.”

She’s right, as usual. When was the last time a little ankle biter took his finger from his nose and pressed

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