Teenage Fanclub

‘WHAT is your worst nightmare? Being eaten alive by maggots? Waking up and finding out that you’re Leo Blair?

Close your eyes if you dare!

Whatever it is, something involving the celebrities who turned up to the Duchess of York’s Teenage Cancer Trust bash can’t be too far behind.

Hello! was also at the celebration of teenage cancer, spotting some of the leading lights in the battle against the disease.

There’s the Duchess herself, alongside the ubiquitous Tania Bryer and her husband Tim Mougarigge. And over there are newlyweds Ulrika Jonsson and Lance Gerrard-Wright, only recently back from their honeymoon. Great to see them.

And marvellous to see that Lord Freddie Windsor has made it along, talking a leaf out his mother’s book and goose-stepping the night away.

But watch out, Freddie, there’s Trinny ‘The Tranny’ Woodall, and she’s got some fashion tips for you and the other guests. Luckily, as ever, she’s taken the selfless step of illustrating how not to dress by stepping into something unpleasant, this time a tube of flock wallpaper.

But let’s think on. With such an array of talent we are sure that the cancer that is teenage cancer will very soon be cut out once and for all…’

Posted: 17th, September 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink