Virgin Berth

‘WE send our best wishes to the 2,656 residents of the historic Louisiana town of Kentwood, famous as the birthplace of one Britney Spears.

Britney gets ready for a night out at the rodeo

The place, we are sure, has many attractions - an indoor rodeo arena, the Camp Moore confederate museum, Inspiration Park and many, many golf courses, according to its website.

There is even a professional bike-racing track, where every fourth Sunday Kentwood residents can watch, or perhaps even take part in, Extreme Moto-X.

But all of that is just as well because there is not a whole lot of action of the other kind going on in the town, if you catch our drift.

Being a virgin in Kentwood is not so much a matter of personal choice as a way of life, it appears.

So, it is no surprise that these good God-fearing folk are outraged by their favourite daughter’s antics, particularly her MTV snog with Madonna.

‘My husband and I don’t even kiss like she did with Madonna,’ one resident harrumphed to the National Enquirer.

Oh, how those long Louisiana nights must just fly by…’

Posted: 3rd, October 2003 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink