Sin City

‘WHAT Britney Spears’ erstwhile neighbours would make of some of the shenanigans the Hollywood glitterati get up to we shudder to think.

‘Til death or a Canadian model do us part

The Enquirer, for instance, has a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow brazenly walking out of New York sex shop The Pleasure Chest brandishing her sinful purchases to boyfriend Chris Martin.

It also relates how Ethan Hawke has moved out of the marital home he shared with wife Uma Thurman and checked into a nearby hotel amid reports that he is having an adulterous relationship with Canadian model Jen Perzow.

And finally it tries to get to the bottom of the yo-yo relationship between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez and the ’stories of shotgun wedding and secret honeymoon’.

Happily, we can report that the reference to a shotgun wedding had nothing to do with J-Lo being in the family way - and all the implications of fornication and sex before marriage that would engender - but a $2,199 Beretta Silver Pigeon gun which Ben has just bought.

As we all know, Thou Shalt Not Fool Around Until You’re Married is one of the Ten Commandments, while Thou Shalt Not Kill doesn’t rate a mention.’

Posted: 3rd, October 2003 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink