Radiation Therapy

‘UMA is ‘radiant’, Jane is ‘beaming’ and Camilla is ‘positively glowing’ in this week’s special radioactive edition of Hello! magazine.

Luminous and radiant

In fact, the 170 celebrity-filled pages register so many clicks on a Geiger counter that the magazine comes in a lead-lined bag and with a free pair of gloves.

However, even the prospect of growing a second head could not deter us from plunging headfirst into the magazine and going straight to the source of all this heat.

First up, we encounter the ‘luminously beautiful’ Uma Thurman as she agrees to have a word with Hello! at the London premiere of Kill Bill.

Then we are whisked off to the beautiful tropical island of Moorea, where Jane Seymour is renewing her wedding vows with husband James Keach in traditional Polynesian fashion.

‘At first I figured this is kind of corny – a couple of pink people wearing coconuts is like some kind of bad movie – but there was actually something kind of wonderful about him wrapped in this ceremonial pareo and headdress,’ says the 52-year-old actress, proving once again that first impressions are often the most accurate.

And finally we look in on Camilla Parker Bowles, who for the first time in all the years of their relationship is living with Prince Charles as husband and wife.

‘If ever anyone deserved a medal for dignity and discretion after decades of insult and injury, it is Camilla Parker Bowles,’ says Hello!

It is a hint we at Anorak are happy to pick up on, and so this week we make Camilla the first recipient of the Jordan Memorial Award For Dignity And Discretion. Hip-hip…’

Posted: 8th, October 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink