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Vodka & OJ

by | 13th, October 2003

‘ACTUALLY, that last headline is a genuine one as the Enquirer tells how the professional party girls hit Miami for ‘a crazy club crawl full of vodka, vomiting, melted wax and OJ Simpson’.

Tara may have lost her cookies, but at least her nipples are still there

It goes without saying that a night out without at least three of those four ingredients isn’t a real night out at all – but Paris Hilton and Tara Reid managed a full house.

First up, it was vodka in the bar at the American Airlines Arena as the pair went to see Elton John in action.

Next up it was OJ at the Metro Kitchen and Bar, followed by half-naked S&M girls dripping hot wax on each other on the bar of the Opium Garden.

‘Ugh, those women are gross,’ squealed Paris (catching sight of her and her partner-in-crime in a mirror).

And finally it was vomit as Reid went for an early barf. ‘She totally lost her cookies,’ an eyewitness told the Enquirer.

We appeal to anyone who has since found Tara’s cookies to return them to her or send them to Anorak at the usual address so we can reunite her with them.’



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