The One And Only

‘THE presence of Vanessa Feltz alone ensures that this week’s is a bumper edition of OK!, but she is not the only larger than life character inside the magazine.

It’s a cakewalk for Katie

Far from it, for this week’s cover girl is none other than Jordan who gives a world exclusive interview to Britain’s favourite celebrity magazine.

‘You won’t believe my new look!’ she tells readers – and she is right.

There is not even a nipple in sight as the glamour model turns princess for the day, ‘changing her look from sexy party girl to elegant, glamorous starlet’.

Unfortunately, no-one had told her mouth about this new role – and most of the conversation revolves around her bosom.

For instance, she denies having had another boob job – ‘If I put a push-up bra on, my boobs look ginormous’ – or indeed wanting one.

‘I love my boobs,’ she says. ‘I’d never change them to go bigger or smaller. Any bigger and it’d look stupid on my body.’ Any smaller and they’d be pretty well invisible.

She doesn’t know why she spends so much of her life flashing her boobs at the camera.

‘I bet you could make a whole picture book of me getting my boobs out,’ she says. ‘I don’t know why, sometimes I think ‘why on earth did I get my boobs out last night – it looks so tacky?”

She does now why she continues to fill magazines – ‘Because I’m always myself’ (plus a few hundredweight of silicone) – but doesn’t know why the likes of Jodie Marsh compete with her.

‘I think it’s sad that they want to be like me,’ she says. ‘There’s only one Jordan and there’ll only ever be one Jordan.’

And we thank the Lord for that.’

Posted: 13th, October 2003 | In: Reviews Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink