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Gay Old Times

by | 7th, November 2003

‘DO you know why Brad Pitt cannot make his wife Jennifer Aniston happy?

‘Hey, look! You can see down Geri Halliwell’s top’

Want to know why? If you do you can turn to the Enquirer and hear how lonely the Friends actress is. Just listen: “Jennifer’s lonely,” says a source.

The real reason might be that she appears to be the last woman in Hollywood to turn gay.

Whereas homosexual men are loud and proud in California, lesbians have always been a bit thin on the ground, a little less mainstream.

Ellen DeGeneres is one. And there is…er, Rosie O’Donnell. And that singer in the men’s suits…kd lang.

But things have changed of late. Lesbianism is the new chic and if it’s not Madonna kissing Britney Spears, it’s Pink nearly kissing actress Kristanna Loken.

And here’s Britney again, this time almost locking lips with Halle Berry.

While not exactly a highway to the gay way, this is nonetheless a new trend in the making. And we look forward to it being imported to these shores.

Vanessa Feltz and Anthea Tuner necking. Lisa Riley and Claire Sweeney doing the tonsil two-step. And maybe even Cherie Blair and Kylie Minogue getting it on.

Can’t wait…’



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