How The West End Was Won

‘ONE typical American, let’s call him George ‘Dubya’ Bush, is bringing his razor sharp 105-point IQ on a tour of Britain next week.

‘You can never be too careful’

The Times says that Bush will spend three days in the country, during which time he will tell us how to fight terror, how to eat pretzels and how you too can think like an American.

Sadly, fears are mounting that we are not ready to be as George Bush, and he’s worried that we are thinking less like cowboys and more like rabid terrorists hell-bent on his destruction.

For this reason, Bush and his team are demanding that a police cordon be set up to protect him.

And, if the report is true, the capital’s ‘Lasso of Steel’ will seal off a massive part of the West End.

However, Mayor Livingstone has said that anyone wishing to enter the ‘terror zone’ can pay him £50 by texting “I WILL NOT KILL GB” to a premium rate number and explaining why e does equal mc squared.’

Posted: 10th, November 2003 | In: Broadsheets Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink