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Dress Sense

by | 11th, November 2003

‘NOT content with straightening bananas and culling hedgehog flavour crisps from the British plate, the European Union has turned its attention away from food and to our attire.

‘You can call me Daphne’

And the question of the day from Brussels way is ‘when is a skirt not a skirt?’ Indeed, when is it a kilt?

The Independent says that the statistical agency Eurostat sent questionnaires to clothing manufacturers in which kilts were referred to as ‘womenswear’.

Producers were instructed to fill in how many kilts they had sold in a space reserved for women’s skirts.

And the Scots are furious. Ignoring the threat of a

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