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Not A Leg To Stand On

by | 13th, November 2003

‘WE’RE not sure just how many pairs of legs Michael Jackson bought when he underwent his total face and body reconstruction a few years ago, but it looks as if he’s running low.

The hinge had gone in Demi’s left leg

In fact, the National Enquirer thinks the situation might be even more critical than that, asking: ‘Is Jacko On His Last Legs?’

If he is, we hope they are a better pair than the ones Demi Moore had fitted as part of her $400,000 refit.

The Enquirer says the 40-year-old ‘keeps her girlish figure tight through a strict regimen of diet and exercise not to mention a small fortune’s worth of cosmetic surgery’.

But it appears that something is amiss with her right leg, more specifically her ‘saggy-skinned’ right knee, which seems to have developed a bit of a flap.

Unfortunately, it appears that the problem has developed just days after the one-year warranty on Demi’s new body expired, meaning that she is looking at another large

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