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by | 27th, November 2003

‘THE average young woman in Britain is £4,500 in debt, according to newly-released statistics and the problem is only going to get worse.

Alternatively, buy 400 Rabbits

The Mirror suggests that 100% of 18-28 year olds now owe substantial sums of money and, after binge drinking and sexually transmitted disease, debt is the biggest scourge for ”the Bridget Jones generation”.

But how do you stop spending when there are so many things to buy? Things like the Orgasmatron, for instance.

The Mail says the electronic device, ”which will make the Earth move for women every time”, could soon be on the market if testing of the prototype is successful.

Scientist Stuart Meloy has been already won approval from US authorities to test the matchbox-sized device on women who have problems reaching a climax.

The way it works is that the device is implanted in one of the woman’s buttocks and connected by wires to the appropriate nerves in

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