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Massacre Of The Innocent

by | 27th, November 2003

‘ONCE more the Queen fought back the temptation to give full throat to whatever feelings she holds and read the lines Tony Blair wanted her to in what is still called The Queen’s Speech.

‘And my Government will strike down with great vengeance the following…’

The introduction of free gin for primary school children and the compulsory wearing of large ears whenever Charles is out of the country will have to wait.

For now, the Guardian reports, we just have the 30 full bills Her Majesty read out yesterday to mull over.

The main points are the introduction of a new form of student financing, including fees of up to £3,000; the placing of children of failed asylum seekers into care if the parents refuse to leave for home; and the final eradication of hereditary peers from the House of Lords.

These are all exciting things, particularly the creation of a tribe of homeless children separated form the parents by political expediency.

‘I didn’t come into politics to be the King Herod of the Labour Party,’ says Home Secretary David Blunkett, the brains behind this scheme.


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