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Belly Aches

by | 28th, November 2003

‘TONY Blair must be kicking himself this morning that he never thought of flying to Iraq for a chow down with the troops.

‘Ready when you are’

If he is, he should take care not to kick too hard lest he fall to bits.

The news in this morning’s Independent is that uncertainty over the state of Tony’s health persists.

Following a recent heart murmur, the Prime Minister has of late been complaining of stomach pains.

Two medical experts have seen him, and Downing Street claims that the problem has passed. But what was the matter?

This is the question that the Indy poses in “SO WHAT COULD BE THE PM’S PROBLEM?”

No mention of a Jesus complex or an eagerness to please, just talk of possible appendicitis, gall stones, acid reflux, kidney

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