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Thong For Whoever

by | 28th, November 2003

‘FROM talk of Victoria Beckham to the headline “I’m Talentless” is, of course, a leap of Beamonesque proportions.

Straight from the horse’s mouth

And it goes without saying that it is not Mrs B who has been drawn by the Star into an admission of her own inadequacy.

But the list of possible candidates is such a long and undistinguished one that we cannot leave you in suspense a moment longer before we reveal the identity of the self-deprecating star.

Actually, we can – so by way of a clue we turn to the Star’s gossip pages where we learn that Jordan has, to use the rugby parlance, kicked men into touch.

“Women bond better than a guy and a girl,” says our overinflated friend. “It’s nature, isn’t it?

“How can men fully understand women completely when they don’t have the same bodies?”

By that token, 99% of the female population would struggle to

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