‘WE don’t imagine that one in five British soldiers will be getting lucky at their Christmas parties in Iraq this year - but they will be getting some festive cheer.
| The Star’s elite Red Caps |
And it comes courtesy of the Star and in the curvy shape of two Christmas crackers - our old friend Lucy Pinder and Michelle ”Harrier Honey” Marsh.
Sadly, for our boys in the Gulf, the closest Lucy and Michelle will get to Basra is when they delivered £15,000 of Christmas goodies to RAF Brize Norton yesterday.
”If we could take Lucy and Michelle out to Basra with the presents, the troops wouldn’t believe their luck,” said squadron leader Simon ”Spoons” Edwards.
And the Iraqi resistance would no doubt quickly crumble in the face of such awesome bunker busters.’
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