The Rumer Mill

‘NOW that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have managed to get married in secret, how do we know who else has got hitched without us knowing?

Bruce, Demi and their kids

The Enquirer suggests that Bruce Willis is secretly engaged to his 25-year-old girlfriend Brooke Burns, while we learn that his ex-wife Demi Moore is apparently secretly not engaged to her own toyboy Ashton Kutcher.

Willis is supposed to have given Burns a stunning three-carat diamond ring during a romantic dinner in New York, asking: “What would you think about marrying an old bald man like me?”

But there has been no sign of the ring in public, a fact that may be explained by the Enquirer’s picture of the couple on the set of Death To The Supermodels in Costa Rica where Bruce appears to be secreting something in Brooke’s bikini bottoms.

Like Bruce, Brooke is no stranger to the marrying game, having got her first marriage (and first divorce) safely under her belt by the age of 23.

Demi, on the other hand, is considering walking up the aisle with a marital virgin – and she is apparently getting cold feet about her third go at the whole marriage game.

“Demi hasn’t ruled it out,” a source close to the couple tells the Enquirer. “She’s more in love with him every day and so are her kids.”

If that is the case, we suggest that Demi rush Ashton down the aisle as soon as possible - daughter Rumer is already 15 and is much closer in age to her putative step-dad than Demi is.’

Posted: 15th, December 2003 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink