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A Freak Show

by | 19th, December 2003

‘IF Celine Dion can argue that she misheard ”shabby chic” and decided to turn up as mutton literally dressed as lamb, then what can we say about the freak show that is The Cheeky Girls?

A freakish pair

The sisters look like they have been put together by a not very competent surgeon from a random collection of spare (in both senses of the word) body parts found on an abattoir floor.

Worse, it looks like something happened to said surgeon before he could complete his project and Monica and Gabriela escaped the operating theatre before anyone could add the finishing touches.

We at Anorak do not profess to know what happened to the girls between then and the day they arrived on these shores, but we are tempted to believe reports that they

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