Fledgling Crowe

‘IF fat were the new sex, then new Radio 1 breakfast show host Chris Moyles would be Mr Love.

Chris Moyles

Instead, he’s just a fat ugly bloke who this morning tells the Mirror why he’ll be a success in the station’s most coveted spot.

He does have one thing going for him of course – the perfect face for radio. But unfortunately he also has the perfect voice for the print media.

Another porker in the news this morning is Russell Crowe, pictured in the Mail having a cigarette outside a Sydney hospital as he waited for the birth of his son.

Charles Spender Crowe was eventually born on Sunday night, weighing 6lb 2oz.

”He’s a beautiful, healthy bouncing baby,” Crowe’s spokesman said afterwards.

Beautiful? Takes after mum Danielle Spence. Bouncing? No guesses where he gets that from…’

Posted: 23rd, December 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink