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My Little China Girl

by | 14th, January 2004

‘A FARMER in China who paid £1,300 for a bride was naturally disappointed to discover that his spouse wasn’t too keen on consummating their union.

She complained of feeling unwell for the first six nights after the ceremony before running away to a neighbouring town. But her lonely husband was not going to give up so easily and tracked his bride down, whereupon a domestic dispute ensued.

However, as the happy couple grappled, a pair of false breasts fell to the ground and the farmer realised he had been tricked.

Police have now arrested the bride on suspicion of obtaining money by deception.’



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