Anorak | Bringing Up Baby

Bringing Up Baby

by | 16th, January 2004

‘WE are not by nature a cruel bunch at Anorak. Sure, the occasional live bunny is boiled, but who doesn’t do that?

What force lurks in Colin’s genes?

But even good people like us were forced to utter a collective gasp when we saw the face of James Farrell, son of Colin Farrell and Kim Bordenave.

Put it this way, if Colin ever wants to work with his son he should pen a script for Rosemary’s Baby II: It Lives!

James is not a lovely, cuddly, good-looking baby. It needs to be said. There is kindness in our cruelty; it’s better he knows how things are from the off.

Even the Enquirer has nothing nice to say about the bundle, not mentioning a single “gorgeous”, “stunning” or “wonderful” in its story.

All it does say is that the parents are not happy with each other. James doesn’t get much of a look in since Colin and Kim are not on the best of terms.

A source says that Colin in paying the mother of his first born $8,000 per month. That’s a lot of green stuff, especially since our contact in

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