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Renaissance Woman

by | 19th, January 2004

‘IN showbiz, little things matter. Big things also matter as the presence of glamour rivals Jordan and Jodie Marsh on the front cover of this week’s OK! proves.

”Well, it worked for David Hasselhoff”

However, it is the fact that the magazine’s world exclusive interview (and pictures) with Jordan takes pride of place on the cover that will get on Jodie’s all-natural DDs.

Not only that, but OK! devotes 10 pages to Jordan’s Antiguan holiday with son Harvey and boyfriend Scott and only six to Jodie and Fran Cosgrave’s marriage plans “and why she had to beg him for sex”.

It may not seem much to you, but that is the celebrity equivalent of a first-round knockout and it is a result that is bound to put a smile on Jordan’s face.

And by the sounds of it, there is not much else in Antigua to smile about as it has been raining ever since she arrived for a well-deserved holiday.

“Our boat trip got cancelled, we’ve watched a few films on the telly,” Jordan explains. “I might as well be at home on a sunbed.”

And life with boyfriend Scott Sullivan doesn’t exactly sound like one long idyll, either.

“It’s all right,” says Jordan. “We’re really good friends and he’s good with Harvey. I haven’t seen much [on holiday]; he’s been off doing his own thing. It’s all right. We get on.”

Not quite the normal effusive guff that OK! is used to and, we venture to suggest, not a relationship that is heading for a church or registry office anytime soon.

But 2004 promises to be a big year for Jordan in other ways – not only will she release her autobiography but she is also planning on releasing a record.

“Every year I say it’s going to happen this year!” she says. “I’ve been offered tracks but I don’t want to sit around a pool in a bikini singing a cheesy song.

“I could’ve done that years ago. I want to do something a bit more credible. I just need one person to give me one chance.

“I’ll go and do it in Germany if I have to.”

After all, if a big tit like David Hasselhoff can have a hit over there, then surely two big tits like Jordan will go down like a Club 18-30 rep at a foam party.’



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