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by | 30th, January 2004

‘DESPITE the best efforts of Colin Farrell to scare Hollywood off, the Enquirer brings news that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are going all out to have a baby.

‘Now, who was I married to again?’

And so committed are they to the cause that Brad has given up smoking weed.

Whereas Jennifer gave up puffing the class C drug a year back, Brad has been waking and baking with a rare gusto.

But now no more. Because, as a source that claims to have smoked with the actor suggests, Brad might have read articles that link a low sperm count to a prolonged use of marijuana.

He also might not have read anything of the kind. But what with that other link between weed and short-term memory loss, no-one is leaping one or the other way with any degree of surety.

But while Brad and his unnamed smoking pal look for a magazine article they might or might not have read, Dr Joseph Takemine, co-founder of the Betty Ford Clinic, consults his

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